16.1 bay mare

[tony]

16.1 bay mare for sale, not strictly a team chaser but has potential to be.

Has run in one bogey class last year at the Readyfield. She is 11years old, has won a point to point(2003), raced this year, haven't got a stable for her and haven't got time for her. Not novice ride, leg injury in 2003 but has raced since. in work at moment but not clipped yet.

Only want £1200 ono for her as shes got to go.

ps shes my avatar, get hold of either me or burty if you want pics emailing or ring 01664 813000 or 07725325724

[tony]

Still available, she is far too fit and well at the moment, we may have to go to the races with her again!

[LadyHaHa]

Dear Tony, your mare looks to be exactly what we have been looking for.

I understand that you jockey folks are really midgets in paper trousers, so i expect that when you advertised the horse as 16.1. you had inadvertingly added the "1" so i am expecting a nice, compact Sheltand. The picture looks nice, though i would like to see one of you jumping slightly higher than knee hight to a dwarf. Please foward somthing that shows you can both manage at least 1 foot (a requirement at junior pony club level. I suggest blindfolds and possibly a nurse at hand for someone of your advanced age).

Re "She's my avatar" - forgive my ignorance (advocat is the nearest my dictionary will give me), but i worry that this borders on a wierd sexual obsession. You would be wise to give the poor mare up for either an obscure Channel 4 documentary or take up breeding ferrets.

Much air kisses, Lady HaHa

[burty]

Dear Lady HaHa, re: jockeys are midgets in paper trousers.

Ingarsby.Camera.Internet. ;) frog

[LadyHaHa]

Re: Ingarsby.Camera. Internet.

I must say, you lot are very Noughties. Thankyou for the invite to what obviously seems to be your local swinger party, however i do insist on some kind of disguise (a carefully groomed moustache, perhaps, or a tasteful hat) if you want to film the evening on the world wide net. Am i allowed to bring Jeeves - he can serve canapes in the intervals.

Re the Shetland for sale. Felicity has decided to give up on ponies and will instead do Good Works. We are stockpiling caviare for the poor of the world (they are apparently in terribly short supply) and plan on giving every homeless person a free cardboard box (biodegradable housing, such a brainwave). We would still like the Shetland, though - i think it would make a charming footstool and could double up as a spare hoop for croquet. We plan on keeping it in the downstairs lavatory - Jeeves says i should stick it where the sun doesn't shine, but i think that it would prefer at least one small window.

Mwaw, mwaw, Lady HaHa