Welcome to the Habits

[Emma 1]

Nice to meet and recruit another member, though don't think that she expected her horsebox (nice, shiny thing, hardly any tree scratches....) to be held hostage on the yard. :ph34r:
This was the result of one testosterone-fueled, red-eyed farmer, a case of mistaken identity and a cunningly parked JCB.
Exhaustive negotiations, me desperately trying to convince inbred farm owner that he had barricaded the wrong vehicle, and an hours wait before Brenda was set free.
Sorry, Brenda, umm, nice of you to come blushing


PS Sue, please dye hair and grow handlebar moustache if you visit before i've moved the horses!!!!!

[chianti]

Originally posted by Emma 1@Jan 22 2006, 08:34 PM
Nice to meet and recruit another member, though don't think that she expected her horsebox (nice, shiny thing, hardly any tree scratches....) to be held hostage on the yard. :ph34r:
This was the result of one testosterone-fueled, red-eyed farmer, a case of mistaken identity and a cunningly parked JCB.
Exhaustive negotiations, me desperately trying to convince inbred farm owner that he had barricaded the wrong vehicle, and an hours wait before Brenda was set free.
Sorry, Brenda, umm, nice of you to come blushing


PS Sue, please dye hair and grow handlebar moustache if you visit before i've moved the horses!!!!!
Emma forgot to tell you, whilst being held hostage, this will no doubt please the Raspberry Picker :D nee (Tom) ......however Tom, it was only short lived,.......please dodnt groan like that Tom, I had to be released some time ;) I felt like a celebrity :rolleyes: .namely one named DEIDRE......FREE Deidre :unsure: OMG the neck ;) Thank goodness I dont have her neck, (another one for the good ol Tom, ) :ph34r: bet he cant wait to get hold of it either, with his bare hands no less :D :o thumbup
Hope you can take the ribbing Tom, cos im in no doubt you can give it out ;) ;)

[tom]

I can almost give as good as I get :unsure: but be careful because Ive got a jcb too ;) now how does that song go :P :rolleyes:


Ps dont quite understand the Deirdre neck/Tom link :blink: am I being either
a) thick
b ) sober
c) young/ naive
d) not addicted to soap operas

delete as appropriate :D

[Emma 1]

Just read Brenda's post - she's a very normal, down to earth person when you meet her, she just seems to morph into her Chianti persona and go bonkers when online!

:ph34r: psstt: Chianti, whatever you're drinking, bottle it and bring it with you to the teamchase!!

Also, need 2 more to complete another team for the allcommers at the Y&A, anyone interested please email.

[chianti]

Originally posted by tom@Jan 23 2006, 04:10 PM
I can almost give as good as I get :unsure: but be careful because Ive got a jcb too ;) now how does that song go :P :rolleyes:


Ps dont quite understand the Deirdre neck/Tom link :blink: am I being either
a) thick
b ) sober
c) young/ naive
d) not addicted to soap operas

delete as appropriate :D
Tom, thought after all the Raspberry ribbing ive given thee, that you wanted to wring my neck! ;) :blink:

[chianti]

Originally posted by Emma 1@Jan 23 2006, 08:59 PM
Just read Brenda's post - she's a very normal, down to earth person when you meet her, she just seems to morph into her Chianti persona and go bonkers when online!

:ph34r: psstt: Chianti, whatever you're drinking, bottle it and bring it with you to the teamchase!!

Also, need 2 more to complete another team for the allcommers at the Y&A, anyone interested please email.
Emma1 Its horse pittle, do with it what you will, saves on the botox cost ;) Full of hormones, mind you, mares only, and as I now have 3, im gonna be a youthful beaut for HUNDREDS of years thumbup ;)
Only time its safe to go completely bonkers when on line, cos no one can see me! ;) :blink: Cheers for yesterday Emma, we must do it again soon thumbup

[Sue]

A big appology Brenda - great to meet you on Sunday, a fun ride, but v sorry for you being taken hostage - did not realise I was the most wanted woman in Arthington :ph34r:

We decided a quick exit was the order of the day, flying well below radar level to save fuel filled farmer getting 12 bore out. Am mortified you got cought in the crossfire tho slightly worried about his eye sight that you and your ned where mistaken for me and mine - especially when I have a trailer and a chestnut horse - or did you have a chestnut tail stuffed under your jacket that he thought you where going to sneak up the ramp. :huh:
Guess you now see why I couldent stand that man/the yard any longer ! :( :(

Have taken Em's advise and am now desperatly trying to grow a beard thumbup

Seems every time Em and I go on a day out - life becomes - lets say - eventful. Do we attract chaos and lunacy or - was it just the last few times out we hav'nt had enough of the red stuff with us. Theres one thing for sure lifes never dull these days thumbup thumbup

[chianti]

Originally posted by Sue@Jan 23 2006, 10:22 PM
A big appology Brenda - great to meet you on Sunday, a fun ride, but v sorry for you being taken hostage - did not realise I was the most wanted woman in Arthington :ph34r:

We decided a quick exit was the order of the day, flying well below radar level to save fuel filled farmer getting 12 bore out. Am mortified you got cought in the crossfire tho slightly worried about his eye sight that you and your ned where mistaken for me and mine - especially when I have a trailer and a chestnut horse - or did you have a chestnut tail stuffed under your jacket that he thought you where going to sneak up the ramp. :huh:
Guess you now see why I couldent stand that man/the yard any longer ! :( :(

Have taken Em's advise and am now desperatly trying to grow a beard thumbup

Seems every time Em and I go on a day out - life becomes - lets say - eventful. Do we attract chaos and lunacy or - was it just the last few times out we hav'nt had enough of the red stuff with us. Theres one thing for sure lifes never dull these days thumbup thumbup
Lest we dont get bored ;) :blink: eh Sue! Enjoyed myself anyhow, good to see how the "other half" live when they are allowed to live on the outside :ph34r: :lol:

[chianti]

Originally posted by chianti+Jan 23 2006, 10:26 PM--></div><table border='0' align='center' width='95%' cellpadding='3' cellspacing='1'><tr><td>QUOTE (chianti @ Jan 23 2006, 10:26 PM)</td></tr><tr><td id='QUOTE'> <!--QuoteBegin-Sue@Jan 23 2006, 10:22 PM
A big appology Brenda - great to meet you on Sunday, a fun ride, but v sorry for you being taken hostage - did not realise I was the most wanted woman in Arthington :ph34r:

We decided a quick exit was the order of the day, flying well below radar level to save fuel filled farmer getting 12 bore out. Am mortified you got cought in the crossfire tho slightly worried about his eye sight that you and your ned where mistaken for me and mine - especially when I have a trailer and a chestnut horse - or did you have a chestnut tail stuffed under your jacket that he thought you where going to sneak up the ramp. :huh:
Guess you now see why I couldent stand that man/the yard any longer ! :( :(

Have taken Em's advise and am now desperatly trying to grow a beard thumbup

Seems every time Em and I go on a day out - life becomes - lets say - eventful. Do we attract chaos and lunacy or - was it just the last few times out we hav'nt had enough of the red stuff with us. Theres one thing for sure lifes never dull these days thumbup thumbup
Lest we dont get bored ;) :blink: eh Sue! Enjoyed myself anyhow, good to see how the "other half" live when they are allowed to live on the outside :ph34r: :lol: [/b][/quote]
Forgot to ask, when are we having a wild night out? thumbup thumbup

[Sue]

Sounds good - tho just trying to find somewhere that we are not either banned from or appear on "Wanted" posters on the walls thumbup

You mean you dare be seen with us in public again :D - suggest you bring a bullet proof vest and lots of alcohol filled glass bottles - to make bombs with of course ! In case of either attack from rampant farmers or if night is looking quiet we normally find it wakes up the locals realy well :ph34r:

[chianti]

Originally posted by Sue@Jan 23 2006, 10:44 PM
Sounds good - tho just trying to find somewhere that we are not either banned from or appear on "Wanted" posters on the walls thumbup

You mean you dare be seen with us in public again :D - suggest you bring a bullet proof vest and lots of alcohol filled glass bottles - to make bombs with of course ! In case of either attack from rampant farmers or if night is looking quiet we normally find it wakes up the locals realy well :ph34r:
Any more rampant farmers Sue, and i will just have to go for the Jugular ;) :P :P beware of the "Twilight zone" :rolleyes:

[Emma 1]

He's not a rampant farmer, he's raving. :angry:

Chianti, horse pittle?! Do you bathe in it like Cleopatra but bit more whiffy, or does the Body Shop supply it in handy lotion form? Either way, am eying up the pony mare as possible source of the secret to eternal life. Probably why she wouldn't let me catch her tonight. :lol:

Seeing as you always go off at a tangent and it takes us mere mortals several days to catch on, can you explain ref to Twilight Zone. Please don't end explanation with another obscure reference...!

Beans Meanz Heinz ;)