Sloe Gin

[belinda]

introduced Vixen to Sloe Gin today before taking woollly Bruce and Fred out for a trot round the village.....made her v relaxed, so we may have a convert! either that or she really is becoming an old woman (not much wrong with that!!)

[Vixen]

It wasnt sloe gin ! It was mulled wine ! Well thats my excuse and Im sticking to it. Dont let anyone know..... It wasnt the home brew variety that I tried.. Im still sticking to Jack though ! It definatley does what it says on the tin, it made me very slow.

[Emma 1]

Glad to see another sloe gin convert. All us Northerners were weaned on the stuff hence our ability to withstand extreme cold, talk with impenetrable accents and produce outstanding performers such as, err, The Worzels. Way to go, Vixen :D

Anyone aiming to join our temperate climes by comming up this end for the Y&A teamchase? We guarentee glorious sunshine, sandy beaches and swaying palms for the 11th Feb. This could possibly be interpreted by you soft Southerners as a force 9 gale, but come on, you are the only gays in the village when it comes to a bit of bracing northern climate :p

PS all able bodied / walking wounded males are advised to bring their own Rottweiler/girlfriend as it appears that not only is Chianti fully recovered, but lethally rebuilt (i will not be mentioning the National Grid in this conversation). :eek:

[Vixen]

No Im not a convert! It tasted of mothballs and I spat it out ! I only had a third glass cos belinda didnt have a drop of anything else to drink in the house...Ahem.....er....well....ummm

Anyway ... Changing the subject ! Have I missed something? Has Chianti had breast implants? Or did she get hold of a mains powered V****TOR.

[Emma 1]

ahhh, Vixen, that wasn't sloe gin.....you were obviously palmed off with the cheap Southern variation made from ribena cordial and soda. I will bring my home brewed jumping juice with me to the Spring teamchases. Hope you like hairs on your chest.

Re Chianti: her implants are a little lower than chest height. I say no more. :eek:

PS vibrators plugged into the mains? So last year, darlink. My new version has a wireless connection and peels my grapes afterwards. :D

[Vixen]

Wicked!!!!! Ha Ha Ha !

[Minxy]

Poor Chianti, a friend of mine had an 'electric starter motor' fitted about 2 months ago - still giving her grief but her bloke says to stick it out.